A personal slave

[PromoteChaos]

That's what I need. There are a million things to do around here, but the pay sucks

[scottishmark]

That's what I need. There are a million things to do around here, but the pay sucks


Are you flurting on this site?

[Doc]

That's what I need. There are a million things to do around here, but the pay sucks

Throw in some steak along with the sucks and you could have a deal

[scottishmark]

Throw in some steak along with the sucks and you could have a deal


Your so cheap haggle a bit, you will give yourself a bad name.

[Doc]

Your so cheap haggle a bit, you will give yourself a bad name.

I am ruled by my cock and my stomach

[OiMommy!]

I am ruled by my cock and my stomach
What man isnt???:confused:

[Doc]

What man isnt???:confused:

Did somebody mention sandwiches?

[Loathe]

Your so cheap haggle a bit, you will give yourself a bad name.

A blow job and a steak sounds like a good days wages to me.

[PromoteChaos]

Throw in some steak along with the sucks and you could have a deal

I'm the one who gets the sucks, but you can have steak.

[Doc]

I'm the one who gets the sucks, but you can have steak.

So are we talking about a nice bit of rump or a strip?

[SWIFTY]

So are we talking about a nice bit of rump or a strip?
choices my friend

[Mommys_lil_Chola]

I want a personal slave that will wear a thong while I degrade, humiliate and throw baloney at.

[scottishmark]

I want a personal slave that will wear a thong while I degrade, humiliate and throw baloney at.


That's Not not slavery that's marriage.

[scottishmark]

A blow job and a steak sounds like a good days wages to me.


Who's paying who? and who's cooking?

[NC Skingirl]

That's Not not slavery that's marriage.

Bwaaahahahhaha!!!! Have you been looking in my window? Lunchmeat is only used on special occasions.

[PromoteChaos]

I want a personal slave that will wear a thong while I degrade, humiliate and throw baloney at.

I like that idea IF they are cleaning the house at the same time. Why stop at baloney? Hmmm, so many meats & cheeses to choose from. Old swiss slices to the face sounds fun too.

I'd also like a big hard stale loaf of french bread to smack them around with. Yes! I can picture it now.........

[Mommys_lil_Chola]

I like that idea IF they are cleaning the house at the same time. Why stop at baloney? Hmmm, so many meats & cheeses to choose from. Old swiss slices to the face sounds fun too.

I'd also like a big hard stale loaf of french bread to smack them around with. Yes! I can picture it now.........

Baloney is the least expensive, there's no point in wasting the expensive stuff.

[PromoteChaos]

Baloney is the least expensive, there's no point in wasting the expensive stuff.

Yeah after I posted that I thought about the fact that cost-wise it makes more sense. However variety is the spice of life & wouldn't you enjoy throwing all kinds of meat & seeing the neat designs that come out with the different kinds & colors? I would. I'm really into this old stinky Swiss cheese to the face idea too:cool:

[PromoteChaos]

Mike likes to be slapped with salamy!:) :)

Is that what you two do to each other when the ladies aren't around?

[Mommys_lil_Chola]

Is that what you two do to each other when the ladies aren't around?

Among other homosexual activities.

[PromoteChaos]

Among other homosexual activities.

I always figured that. All of the signs & clues were there. Now, you should sneak in & get some pics & sell them on a gay skin site. You could at least get a full day at a spa for that shit & we all know that you're overdue for some serious momma pampering:cool:

[PromoteChaos]

oh...like balogney pony...wopper bopper...hide the tube steak..:eek:

You seem to know an awful lot about it Jer.

However, you did forget the old fav, Pin the baloney on the wiener

[RuneDK]

I heard that Somalians are selling their kids for farm work in Sweden... i'm sure you could get one there pretty cheap...

[MONK]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v625/outlaw_skinhead/fucker.jpg

anybody want to make a bid for this guy???

[OiByrd]

That's what I need. There are a million things to do around here, but the pay sucks
I need that too actually. :tongue:

[Loathe]

I need that too actually. :tongue:

Do you find your not on time to parties so much any more?

Or maybe, not so welcome?

Or maybe it's because you're "not so fresh"?

Please, use:

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For all our sakes!!

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[OiByrd]

Do you find your not on time to parties so much any more?

Or maybe, not so welcome?

Or maybe it's because you're "not so fresh"?

Please, use:

http://www.pricemaster.com/images/pic/2230.jpg

For all our sakes!!

*** This has been a public service announcement from Massengill ***
*** May Be Purchased in anonymity online ***
*** Thank You ***
I smell fresh as a flower,..my boyfriend can't get enough. But thanks for the advice.

[Skones]

I smell fresh as a flower,..my boyfriend can't get enough. But thanks for the advice.

Show us the slit, slut!

[OiByrd]

Show us the slit, slut!
Stop harrassing me, I'm gonna cry.................................
yeah right.

[Skones]

Stop harrassing me, I'm gonna cry.................................
yeah right.

You won't cry...

I'd be gentle...

[dexy]

You won't cry...

I'd be gentle...


A 22 yr old gentle? at your age arent you still learning your way around :smile:

[Skones]

A 22 yr old gentle? at your age arent you still learning your way around :smile:

Haa, you'd think so, but I'm told I do what I do pretty well...

:wink:

[OiByrd]

Haa, you'd think so, but I'm told I do what I do pretty well...

:wink:
Uh-huh.